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shanastoryteller

he’s the beauty; she’s the beast

so i’m sure the remake of a timeless classic that disney is about to roll out is going to be great and all

but here’s another way we could do things:

he’s the beauty

she’s the beast

for a movie who’s central theme is inner beauty, it doesn’t really do anything to support that, you know? so how about this: adam, our prince turned beast, isn’t an inhospitable monster. because this back story doesn’t make any sense – why is the young prince of this land alone, in a castle, only to be caught unaware by a witch?

so how about this – this is pseudo france, right, so these royals do what their real life counterparts did. they flee. the cruel, greedy king and queen flee and leave their young son behind with their staff. their son who is kind and soft hearted and totally unfit to rule any kingdom (never mind that they’re literally running away from their own people). not only that – they trade their son for their freedom, trade their kingdom for their freedom. to the witch.

so the witch comes, and she doesn’t disguise herself as a crone, goes to him looking as lovely and young as her magic keeps her. but our prince adam has a talent, one many cast-aside, neglected children have developed – the ability to see people for who they really are, and he knows this is no kind young woman in need of his help. he refuses to let her in – and there’s this little twist to the magic, that she can only enter the palace grounds and claim her prize if she’s welcomed in a as a guest, and he, the young master of this castle, won’t let her in.

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cinderella: redo

so i was watching cinderella while doing my nails and waiting for them to dry which was clearly a Mistake because now i can’t help but think -

the evil stepmother was always evil, okay. say her abuse of her own daughters was different than that of cinderella’s - but it was still abuse. giving them impossible expectations, telling them they were never good enough, never pretty enough, never smart enough. and then she gets married, and anastasia and drizella are ecstatic because this man seems kind and warm and maybe just maybe he can temper their mother, maybe with him around she won’t be so cruel. so they’re on their very best behavior in the beginning, they do just as their mother taught - they trot out their best upper court manners in an attempt to get their new stepfather to like them. but it just comes off as cold and snooty and they’re trying, they are, they’re just bad at it. and they see how he is with cinderella, the smiling girl their own age, and they are jealous. they don’t mean to be, they try not to be, they know it isn’t becoming of young ladies. but she gets hugs and kisses and affection and they get rulers slapped on their hands when they reach for desert and sharp jabs to their sides when they slouch and - soon they hate cinderella, not for anything she’s done, but for what she has and they dont

but then her father dies. and it’s all a tumble of things and cinderella is crying and they’ve lost their only chance at escaping their mother’s clutches and it’s terrible. and everything settles and there’s no reason to be jealous anymore but resentment is hard to let go of and they don’t know what to do. they’re only kids too after all. and they’re so terribly bad at comforting people, they can do flowery words and know all the right bows but cinderella is so sad and they just don’t know what to do with that, because they’re supposed to be sisters but they’re not even friends

and slowly but surely their mother starts abusing cinderella, starts making her a maid in her own home, and she’s their mother, what are anastasia and drizella supposed to do? she rules them with an iron fist, and cinderella doesn’t even like them anyway, it’s none of their business.

except one night anastasia crawls into her sister’s bed in the middle of the night and wakes her up. “i was thirsty,” she explains, eyes wide and shiny, and they’re bad at this with other people but drizella has no problems with pulling anastasia into her arms. the younger girl clutches her sister and continues, “i was thirsty and i went down to the kitchen to get some water and - and cinderella is still up! she’s doing the dishes, and she should be asleep, mom is going to make her make breakfast in the morning and -” she cuts herself off with a hiccup and whispers, “it’s not fair.”

“life isn’t fair,” drizella says, echoing one of their mother’s favorite phrases. but her sister is staring at her with wet eyes, and it’s not like their mother is likely to get up before sunrise anyway, she hates waking up, so she pulls herself and anastasia out of bed and off they go.

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Anonymous asked:

what are your thoughts on how Allison would've interacted with the entire pack? Would she have made up with Erica and Boyd? Or with Derek?Would she and Kira have training sessions every Saturday? Helped Malia learn how to drive? Punched Theo in the face for sciles? Would she and Lydia move in together for college? Been #1 deputy of the sheriff's department until she got the job/been Stiles FBI partner? I feel like I could write endless scenarios about teen wolf

i have so many hc about how allison/the pack would fit in if theyd all survived through s3 so im putting it under the cut!

  • making up with boyd starts with her approaching him at lunch and sitting down on the same table as him, it’s awkward and stilted and incredibly tense but she works through the dryness of her throat and spends fifteen minutes straight apologising. it ends with allison in tears and boyd holding her hands because he’s gentle and kind and too forgiving, but he knows what loss feels like so he understands. 
  • erica is a little tougher to crack, she’s sharp and too closed off. but allison is annoyingly persistent, she somehow convinces erica that sparring is a good idea because ‘im sure you wouldnt hate to punch me in the face a couple of times, right?’ and she does. but it’s good because theyve both been so caught up in the danger of their lives they never stopped to just have fun. and it is fun, every time one of them lands a hit they’ll smugly turn around and say ‘I thought you were pyschic bitch’  and it’s exactly the thing they need to heal.
  • she thinks that derek will always be a little wary around her, they have too much history between their families - too much bad blood - for them to ever truly be friends. she knows it’s not really her fault but she feels guilty all the same, and she wants to be better, to do better. than her aunt, her grandfather - even her mother. her olive branch comes in the form of offering to help derek rebuild the hale house. it’s never going to be the same, but it’s a start. and derek, while sometimes a little too proud for his own good accepts her help (if only for the sake of scott). theyre never going to be the best of friends, but they grow to respect one another and thats just as important.
  • it’s an undisputed fact that kira is too good for this world, she’s kind and pure and full of light. but she has the weight of her family, her legacy, her destiny weighing her down. and sometimes, sometimes she just wants to leave it all behind to run away and be her own person. and allison understand, she’s an argent, she’s a huntress by blood. she knows all too well what the weight of family feels like and so when it gets too much, theyll get into allison’s car and drive away from beacon hills. into the forest, the hilltop, the desert. theyll talk and talk and when it’s done and theyre both emotionally exhausted but content all the same, theyll drive back home, blasting music and screaming at the top of their lungs like the teenagers they are.
  • malia is suspicious by nature, years living in the wilderness will do that to a person, so its almost shocking just how quickly she takes to allison. at the end of the day, malia has always been good at reading people. she can always tell when they’re lying or they’re happy or sad. and for a while all allison does is exude sadness and guilt. at her actions, her family’s sins,  the role she played in hurting those she loves most. and malia gets it, she’s burdened with the blood of her family. she of all people understands what it’s like to want to rebel against everything your family stood for. it’s that deep understanding and empathy that brings them together, paving the way for their budding friendship.
  • theo underestimates allison. he figures it’d be easy to charm her away from scott and the pack, to play on the same weaknesses gerard had. afterall, shes done it before? he’s not prepared for her to punch him across the room and he’s definitely not prepared for her wrath when she finds out he’s hurt scott.

and finally i think allison would’ve loved what scott and the pack were doing, she was the one who came up with ‘we protect those who cannot protect themselves’ and i truly believe that she would’ve been at the front lines with scott helping him save people everywhere.

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