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Stephanie Beatriz is a Hale
She could have been a great Laura or maybe Derek genderbend.
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Blacktairs wedding AU
here’s their wedding that I somehow planned a few nights ago??
- the ceremony will take place in the beach behind the institute. (where they… y’know 😉)
- reception is still at the beach
Emma’s
- hair would have three flower braids (I have no idea what the style is called but basically they braid a piece of hair and it turns into a flower when you wrap it on itself) then it’ll have little accent braids at the back
- the little braids would have little gems in it because starlight
- the rest of her hair would be down in waves because Julian loves her hair down
- dress would be gold obviously but it’s going to be made of lightweight material
- sweetheart neckline? yES PLEASE and her dress is high-low where the front stops 8 inches below her knees and the back has a short trail (train??? idk what it’s called I’m not a wedding expert oops)
- her makeup would be really light because she didn’t want any in the first place
- Cristina would insist on the rosegold eyeshadow and the lipgloss though
- Emma insists on at least five daggers and her stele so she definitely has a thigh sheath/holster
- BAREFOOT she would be barefoot
- she’s a beach warrior princess-goddess and we love her she’s absolutely stunningly gorgeous
Julian
- is a nervous wreck
- is perfect
- are men dressed in gold too when it’s a shadowhunter wedding or???
- he works really hard to make sure he doesn’t have any paint on him
- he misses the green and gold paint on his cheek but no one tells him anything
- He uses the cufflinks Emma bought him when they went undercover to the Midnight Theater because yaaass
- Helen has to tape him to his chair so he won’t run off and see Emma before the wedding.
- He doesn’t understand why they won’t let him see Emma
- “we don’t need you getting a heart attack and fainting right before the wedding Julian.” -Dru & Livvy (idc what you all say she’s alive)
Bridesmaids and Groomsmen
Maid of Honor: Cristina Rosales (or Clary? I’m conflicted)
Best man: Mark Blackthorn
- Clary Fairchild
- Livia Blackthorn
- Drusilla Blackthorn
- Helen Blackthorn
- Tiberius Blackthorn
this is so sad Julian only has two groomsmen (reply on the post anyone else who’d likely be Julian’s groomsman please????)
OCTAVIAN BLACKTHORN IS THE RING BEARER 💝
Venue/People/etc
- the ceremony will be held at sunset
- there would be no roof but there will be strings of fairylights and clear lightbulbs above them
- the aisle would be lined with blue flowers and fairylights
- Jem will walk with Emma down the aisle yesss
- Emma’s boquet would be an assortment of flowers that are the closest colors to blackthorn blue
- close friends only are invited (so basically every main character in the books)
- the centerpiece of every table in the reception would be a painting Julian made and a quote underneath
- “you belong where you’re loved”
- “I love you more than starlight”
- “When you love someone they become a part of who you are”
- “You don’t want perfect, you want them.”
- “Every human heart is chained by love”
- “If my heart was a canvas, every square inch of it would be painted over with you”
- “we are bound together, I have always, always belonged to you”
- “Wither thou goest, I will go. Whatever stupid thing you do, I will do also.”
- every sweet quote ever
- if there’s too much quotes and not enough tables the excess would be hanging off of the fairylights just because
The Cake
- three tiers
- below has seashells and sea glass designs the bottom tier will be designed like sand
- middle tier would have a marble effect with blackthorn blue
- top would have stars/the night sky as design
- the mini statue of Emma and Julian on top is Emma in her wedding gown sitting on the ground and Julian kneeling, hugging her from behind
they should totally dance to “two less lonely people in the world” at the reception” 💕
BONUS: Cristina catches the bouquet when Emma throws it 😉😉😉
Someone: It’s impossible nowadays to write a comedy show that isn’t offensive
an intellectual:
**psa**
hey u i got somethin important to tell u
come here fren
yayyy k so this is like super important n like the entire world needs to kno
ur amazing
ur a kind and good person
u deserve all the happiness in the world
I love the extra details in Brooklyn Nine Nine so much, like look at the rainbow folders in the background here!
And then they move to Gina’s work station and stay there throughout the rest of the show, in that exact order. Like imagine Gina needing the contents of those folders but seeing they’re arranged in rainbow order and making sure they stay that way
Then Captain Holt gets this lil rainbow flag instead and it moves with him when he gets transferred to the public relations department and then moves with him again when he moves back into the 99
What Captain Holt said in the first episode of the show is so true, like he really doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s gay, he has rainbow things everywhere like I can’t imagine what purpose that tiny disco ball could have other than to show that he’s gay and not ashamed of that at all (also look at the tiny NYC model it’s so cute)
Gina has a jar on her desk that says ‘Ashes of Problem Employees’ and I can 100% imagine her threatening people she doesn’t like with that jar and them blowing it off but also being just a tiny bit worried
Then look at Jake’s car. He has a rubber duck stuck to his dashboard and a rubber chicken and shaving cream? Like he’s always running late so imagine him just perfecting the art of somehow shaving in the car to save time and washing his face the second he walks into the building so he just always has shaving cream in the car with him and literally everyone who sees him is just sort of disgusted but also a lil bit impressed
And look at his desk!!! He has a #1 Detective sticker on his lamp and this tiny police car and it’s just so so cute to me, like what if he got that police car when he was a kid and first decided he wanted to be a detective and that lil car came with him to uni and to the academy and moving from desk to desk with him until he finally gets to be a detective
Idk I just really love this show and their attention to detail
Please watch brooklyn nine nine
Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.
I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV
The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.
It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
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